Jerry, you need to find god
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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