Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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