You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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