why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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