IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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