Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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