in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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