as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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