sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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