My room smells like vodka and shame
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You've changed since you got that strap on
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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