Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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