420 ftw
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
