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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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