kristin has been a bad kristin
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
