Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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