You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
