I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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