You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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