Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I lost the right to judge tonight
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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