I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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