as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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