He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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