You smell like stripper and shame
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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