I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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