I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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