I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Let's get the cat blown out
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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