dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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