i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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