He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
