I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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