EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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