You're completely useless in the revolution.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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