I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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