M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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