Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
