You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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