Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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