I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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