But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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