yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
How naked do you want me to be?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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