Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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