idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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