I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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