Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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