Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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