I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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