you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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