It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????