You made me cry and you don't even care
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.