Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I forget how to act sober
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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