You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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