so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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