in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
nutella sex= disaster
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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