their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
