marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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