You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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