I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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