I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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