How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I need water and some morals
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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