Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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